Whoop-dee-doo, Sholay is out again, next Friday!

Er, oops, this is 'Aag'. Damn, and I thought I had the classic. Let me sit through this one anyway, for Company's sake. RGV, this is your last chance from a die-hard fan. You give us Company/Satya, and then (yuk!) horedung link James and Shiva. Risk was, well, watchable, thanks to Randeep. Can't wait for the fire. Just don't bullshittify it the way you did in Shiva to James, an already substandard flick. And hey, Sarkar was fine, but the Godfather was - oops, sorry, no comparisons. Hush.

But I love Sholay! Until this date! And I can't wait to watch again.

Oops, this is 'Aag', isn't it? Damn, and I thought I had the classic. I repeat, RGV, I'm your fan, but for Sholay? - a disciple, so don't you dare bastardise the original, otherwise the nukes Dr. Singh is working around will have an additional purpose.

And that'll light an aag, a fire-and-a-half. Up yours. So, careful, bro.